In the great light the world will be more like Endor, with barbecues. And everyone will be joyful for a Time more important... This time is very important, very very important. The holy scriptures speak of this very clearly, why we do not know. Neither do we know why this information is withheld from us. But it surely be a fantastic time. Anyhow, in this glorious and important age all but the ones with the silliest clothing will join the clan. And there will be much rejoicing. Then thy Drunken Prophet will descend upon the world, and out of his holy bowels there will erupt a beepetibeep of great power!!

And the infidels (who are all stupid and wear silly clothing) will tremble! (Not that there are all that many left, but… well… those that ARE left will. Or at least some of them)

This marks the dawn of Time less important!