Why a real man loves a beer more than a women

1. You can easily enjoy a beer every day of the month.
2. You don't need to give your beer an expensive dinner.
3. Your beer always awaits you patiently in the kitchen while you work.
4. A beer never arrives too late.
5. A beer is never jalous if you want to taste an other kind of beer.
6. A beer never has a headache.
7. A beer doesn't demand equality.
8. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
9. A beer is always wet.
10. A beer doesn't care when you come.

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