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1. STEFAN T. LUND (IN THIS DOCUMENT REFERRED TO AS "LUNDMEISTER") RESERVES THE RIGHT TO MAKE IMPROVEMENTS IN THIS LEGAL MESSAGE (IN THIS DOCUMENT REFERRED TO AS "THE MESSAGE") AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE.

2. THE MESSAGE AND ANY OTHER MESSAGES DESCRIBED IN THE MESSAGE IS UNDER COPYRIGHT. ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED BY LUNDMEISTER. NO PART OF THE MESSAGE OR ANY OTHER MESSAGES DESCRIBED HEREIN MAY BE COPIED, REPRODUCED, TRANSLATED OR REDUCED TO ANY ELECTRONIC, MECHANICAL OR MACHINE-READABLE MEDIUM, BE EATEN, OR TRANSFORMED INTO ANTI-MATTER, WITHOUT THE PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT OF LUNDMEISTER.

3. LUNDMEISTER MAKES NO WARRANTIES, CONDITIONS OR REPRESENTATIONS, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, WITH RESPECT TO THE MESSAGE, ITS QUALITY, MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE. NO WAY, JOSÉ! THE MESSAGE IS PROVIDED "AS IS". LUNDMEISTER MAKES CERTAIN LIMITED WARRANTIES WITH RESPECT OF THE SPELLING AND GRAMMATICAL CORRECTNESS OF THE MESSAGE. IN NO EVENT (NEVER, EVER, NOPE!) SHALL LUNDMEISTER BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL, INDIRECT OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES TO ANYTHING OR ANYONE, ANYWHERE, AT ANY TIME, DUE TO THE USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE THE MESSAGE.

4. THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS DO NOT AFFECT OR PREJUDICE THE STATUTORY RIGHTS OF A READER OF THE MESSAGE IN ANY CASE WHERE THE READER IS A CONSUMER READING THE MESSAGE OTHERWISE THAN IN THE COURSE OF A BUSINESS. BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

5. LIMITED WARRANTY:
   LUNDMEISTER WARRANTS TO THE READER OF THE MESSAGE THAT IT IS FREE OF INTENTIONAL SPELLING OR GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, AND THAT LUNDMEISTER REALLY DID HIS VERY BEST WHEN TYPING IT IN. THE LIMITED WARRANTY DOES NOT COVER ANY UNINTENTIONAL SPELLING, GRAMMATICAL OR TYPING ERRORS, NOR ERRORS OCCURRING AS A RESULT OF E.G TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION IN ANY EDITING, TRANSMITTING OR REPRODUCING TECHNICAL APPARATUS INVOLVED IN THE PROCESS OF CREATING, EDITING, TRANSMITTING AND/OR REPRODUCING THE MESSAGE.

   LUNDMEISTER ALSO WARRANTS, THAT THE MESSAGE WILL BE FREE FROM SUCH INTENTIONAL DEFECTIVES DESCRIBED ABOVE, FOR A PERIOD OF 90 (NINETY) DAYS FROM THE DAY WHEN THE READER FIRST READ THE MESSAGE. DURING SUCH PERIOD, DEFECTIVE MESSAGES WILL BE REPLACED, IF THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE IS E-MAILED TO LUNDMEISTER UNDER THE E-MAIL ADDRESS stefan.lund@mailbox.swipnet.se, PROVIDED THE FAULTY MESSAGE IS ACCOMPANIED BY A DATED PROOF OF READING THE MESSAGE, A STATEMENT DESCRIBING THE DEFECT, A COPY OF THE FAULTY MESSAGE AND YOUR RETURN E-MAIL ADDRESS.

   THIS WARRANTY IS AN ADDITION TO, AND DOES NOT AFFECT YOUR STATUTORY RIGHTS IN ANY WAY. YES, IT'S TRUE - ASK YOUR LAWYER IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!

   THIS WARRANTY DOES NOT APPLY TO THE HTML DOCUMENT CONTAINING THE MESSAGE ITSELF, WHICH IS PROVIDED "AS IS", NOR DOES IT APPLY TO MESSAGES THAT HAS BEEN SUBJECT TO MISUSE, DAMAGE OR EXCESSIVE WEAR. FURTHERMORE, THE WARRANTY DOES NOT APPLY TO MESSAGES BEING EATEN BY THE READER, OR MEMBERS OF THE READER'S FAMILY, THIRD PARTIES SUCH AS IN-LAW PARENTS, FRIENDS, ENEMIES, OR PERFECT STRANGERS, NOR ANIMALS. THE LIMITATION REGARDING ANIMALS APPLIES BOTH ON WILD ANIMALS AND SUCH DOMESTICATED ANIMALS POSSESSED BY THE READER OR MEMBERS OF THE READER'S FAMILY, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF LLAMAS AND PARROTS.

6. RETURNS AFTER WARRANTY:
   LUNDMEISTER WILL REPLACE USER-DAMAGED MESSAGES, CURRENT STOCKS ALLOWING, IF THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE IS RETURNED TO LUNDMEISTER ON THE ABOVE-MENTIONED E-MAIL ADDRESS, WITH A VERY NICE E-MAIL MESSAGE ACCOMPANYING IT.

7. IMPORTANT - READ THIS!
   N.B. THAT THE MESSAGE CONTAINS SMALL PARTS (I.E. LETTERS, WORDS AND SENTENCES), THAT CAN CAUSE SUFF... SUFFOCA... SUFFO... WELL, YOU CAN CHOKE ON THEM IF SWALLOWED. THEREFORE, ALWAYS KEEP THE MESSAGE AWAY FROM CHILDREN. NEVER LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN UNATTENDED WHILE PLAYING WITH THE MESSAGE.(I.E. WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH IT.)

   EXCESSIVE READING OF LEGAL TEXTS SUCH AS THIS MESSAGE COULD LEAD TO SYMPTOMS SUCH AS DROWSINESS, HEADACHE, AND/OR NAUSEA. THEREFORE, DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY OR DRIVE ANY VEHICLES WHILE READING THE MESSAGE. IN SOME CASES, TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF DOCUMENTS SUCH AS THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN PROVEN RESULTING IN MENTAL DISORDER. SHOULD ANY OF THE ABOVE-MENTIONED EFFECTS ARISE FROM READING THE MESSAGE, IMMEDIATELY STOP READING THE MESSAGE AND DO SOMETHING FUNNIER, E.G. GO TO MY MIDI FILE PAGE AND LISTEN TO ONE OR MORE OF MY RAGTIME ARRANGEMENTS.

8. Well, that's about all there is to it...

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